How to Use a Tennis Ball to Make a Grown Man Cry
Before you giggle your giggler off about the title of this post, I should mention that this is not an article about throwing tennis balls at the gonads of unsuspecting strangers (or friends)… (or family). This is an article about therapeutic soft tissue work. But just so you can get the laughs out: here.
Now that that’s over, today I’m going to talk about soft tissue. Soft tissue is defined as “nonepithelial, extraskeletal mesenchyme exclusive of the reticuloendothelial system and glia,” but I have no idea what that means, so let’s use a different definition. Soft tissue is pretty much everything that isn’t bone, or an organ with a name everyone knows. That includes muscle, tendons, ligaments, fascia, and lots of other crap. During the course of your daily activities, workouts, etc. these tissues get all jostled around and stressed in different ways, and that can lead to problems. You are probably at least somewhat familiar with tightness in muscles, tendonitis (inflammation of a tendon), muscle soreness, and lack of flexibility, but what can be done to rectify these conditions or prevent them from occurring? One option is stretching, but today I’m going to talk about another option, massage - but not the kind that feels good and relaxing – the kind that hurts like hell. It’s called “myofascial release,” but I’ll just call it soft tissue massage.
There are several implements that can be used for soft tissue massage, including foam rollers, tennis balls, lacrosse balls, and golf balls. The smaller and harder the object, the more painful but effective the massage will be. Regardless of which one you use, the concept is the same, so I’ll focus on the foam roller or tennis ball for the remainder of this article.
The question that arises is “what part of the body needs this massage treatment?” The answer is simple: any soft tissue can benefit from soft tissue massage, but the upper leg is probably the biggest problem area for most people. The quads, hamstrings, and illiotibial (IT) band are prime candidates for some good foam roller work because they tend to hold a lot of tension and the American chair-bound lifestyle causes large adhesions to form in the soft tissue around the hips and knees. To roll out the IT band, for example, place the foam roller on the ground and lay across it with your leg pressed against it just below the hip. Roll slowly towards the knee, stopping momentarily when you feel pain to let the roller break up the adhesions. This video shows how this looks. Rolling the IT band is extremely painful at first. It will feel like your leg is being punctured by an angry Viking (probably after Brett Favre unretired again). For the glutes (that means butt muscles to all you laymen), a tennis ball works more effectively. Just sit on the ball and roll it around to find adhesions and let the pressure work them out. Like this.
In general, it is more beneficial to massage muscles in their contracted and relaxed state. That means contract the muscle to put it in position, then use some other body part or cushion to hold it there so it can relax. For quads, straighten the legs; for calves, point the toes; etc. This allows the massage implement to penetrate deeply into the tissue and pinpoint the adhesions that need to be worked out.
Try out a tennis ball or foam roller next time you get the opportunity. Roll out your IT band, calves, glutes, hamstrings, and quads and post your experiences to the comments.


